| #001 | It is a prime, overriding duty to contact other lifeforms, exchange information, and, whenever possible, bring them home. |
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| #003 | By joining Star Corps, each individual tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty, and adequate toilet facilities. |
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| #005 | The ship's computer may be replaced when its actions lead to the gross endangerment of personel. |
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| #147 | Crew members are expressly forbidden from leaving their vessel except on production of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit. |
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| #169 | In a emergency hologram situation, the holograms must be placed on a time share schedule. |
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| #195 | In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive. |
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| #312 | All crew members in quarantine must be provided with minimum leisure activities. |
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| #349 | Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights. |
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| #497 | A crew member must work to earn credits for food. |
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| #592 | In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a VCR. |
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| #595 | Personnell may be kept in Quarantine for a period of 3 months. After five (5) days, Space Corps Directive #699 can be executed, allowing said personnell a re-screening after five days. |
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| #597 | One berth per registered crew member in Quarantine |
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| #699 | Quarantined crew members can request a re-screening after a period of no less than five (5) days. If no trace of diease is found,
they can be released. |
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| #723 | Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon. |
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| #997 | Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime. |
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| #1694 | During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crew member whose time sheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on. |
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| #1742 | No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee. |
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| #1743 | No registered vessel should attempt to transverse an asteroid belt without deflectors. |
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| #5796 | No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples. |
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| #5797 | A crew member is unable to enter the ship for the safety of the crew when in an area of chameleonic lifeforms. |
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| #7214 | To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts. |
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| #7713 | The log must be kept up to date at all times with current service records, complete mission data, and a comprehensive and accurate list of all crew birthdays so that senior officers may avoid bitter and embarrassing silences when meeting in the corridor with subordinates who have not received a card. |
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| #34124 | No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity. |
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| #43872 | Suntans will be worn during off-duty hours only. |
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| #68250 | A Rabbi shall sacrifice one or more chickens in an attempt to solve a crisis situation. |
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| #196156 | Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial. |
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| #196157? | An officer can be removed from duty if his behavior is deemed irrational. |