It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly far away from here
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
Velocity at time-warp speed
Spend my days in ultraviolet rays
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
We're locked on course straight through the universe
You and me and the galaxy
Reached this stage, the hyperpathic age
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him the mission would go astray he's
Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of Space Directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius, don't ask me ask
Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right then he just might
Come 'round for dinner.
When I saw you for the first time My knees began to quiver And I got a funny feeling In my kidneys and my liver My hands they started shakin' My heart began a-thumpin' My breakfast left my body It all really tells me something Girl you make me tongue tied Tongue tied, whenever you are near me Tied tongue Tied tongue Whenever you're in town I saw you on the dance floor I thought of birds and bees I barely tried to speak to ya My tongue unraveled to my knees I tried to say I love you But it came out kind of wrong girl It sounded like min-oo-bitty-boo Na-nee-ner-ner-nee-nung, nirl 'Cause you make me tongue tied Tongue tied, whenever you are near me Be-dobby-durgle Tongue tied Whenever you're around Oh I'm beggin' on my knees Sweet, sweet darling, listen please Understand me when I saaaaaay Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-doggle-durgle-day I'm trying to say nungy-nangy Ningy-nongy, but I can't tell you clearly Be-dobby-durgle Durgle-dobby Whenever you're around Whenever you're around |
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