Lyrics for Theme Tune.

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly far away from here
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
Velocity at time-warp speed
Spend my days in ultraviolet rays
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

We're locked on course straight through the universe
You and me and the galaxy
Reached this stage, the hyperpathic age
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun



The Arnold Rimmer Song

If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him the mission would go astray he's
Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer

He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of Space Directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius, don't ask me ask
Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right then he just might
Come 'round for dinner.

The Toungue Tied Song

When I saw you for the first time
My knees began to quiver
And I got a funny feeling
In my kidneys and my liver

My hands they started shakin'
My heart began a-thumpin'
My breakfast left my body
It all really tells me something

Girl you make me tongue tied
Tongue tied, whenever you are near me
Tied tongue
Tied tongue
Whenever you're in town

I saw you on the dance floor
I thought of birds and bees
I barely tried to speak to ya
My tongue unraveled to my knees

I tried to say I love you
But it came out kind of wrong girl
It sounded like min-oo-bitty-boo
Na-nee-ner-ner-nee-nung, nirl

'Cause you make me tongue tied
Tongue tied, whenever you are near me
Be-dobby-durgle
Tongue tied
Whenever you're around

Oh I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
Understand me when I saaaaaay

Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-doggle-durgle-day

I'm trying to say nungy-nangy
Ningy-nongy, but I can't tell you clearly
Be-dobby-durgle
Durgle-dobby
Whenever you're around
Whenever you're around
(first time)
(quiver)
(feeling)
(digestive system baby)

(shakin')
(boom boom boom)
(huey huey huey)


(tongue tied)
(near me)
(tied tongue)
(tied tongue)


(dancin')
(reproductive system baby)
(talk talk)
(flippety-flippety-thump)

(love you)
(wrong girl)
(tongue tied)


(tongue tied)

(dobby-durgle)
(tongue tied)








(nangy-nungy)
(clearly)
(dobby-durgle)
(durble-dobby)
(around)
(around)