"Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!"

"Our Weapon is Suprise! Suprise and Fear--Fear and Surprise and Ruthless Efficiency! Our Three Weapons are Fear and Surprise and Ruthless Efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope! Yes, I know! And nice red uniforms."

"Biggles! Get the Comfy Chair!"

[Jarring Chord]

"Still won't confess, Eh?

Very Well! Biggles! The Soft Cusions!"

[Jarring Chord]

Tie them to the Rack!

[Jarring Chord]

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest. . . Wiiiiittthhh. . . A herring!"

[Jarring Chord]

Biggles: "I confess!"

Cardinal: "Not You!"